aboutzombies:

The Right Guy

wilwheaton:

Mel From Hell made this and I love it.

(via Braaaaaiiiinnsss…. 2 packages of sculpey and 3 hours = 101 brain tokens. Totally worth it. Zombie Dice, anyone?)

i just go this game, all because of wil wheaton

aboutzombies:

Did you know that brain is the fattest organ in the human body with at least 60 % of fat?

aboutzombies:

What is a zombie’s favorite activity?

Brainstorming!

aboutzombies:

Why do zombies eat brains?

Ernie: You can hear me?
Woman zombie: Yes.
Ernie: Why do you eat people?
Woman zombie: Not people. Brains.
Ernie: Brains only?
Woman zombie: Yes.
Ernie: Why?
Woman zombie: The PAIN!
Ernie: What about the pain?
Woman zombie: The pain of being DEAD!
Ernie: It hurts to be dead?
Woman zombie: I can feel myself rotting.
Ernie: Eating brains… How does that make you feel?
Woman zombie: It makes the pain go away!

A scene from The Return of Living Dead (1985).

The Reason I Started Having a Zombie Plan